Hi everyone. The first thing you need to know is that I think coconut water tastes like last week’s vomit. The second thing you need to know is that I am not a writer. I’m actually getting worse at English the closer I get to sealing the deal on a college degree. And I can’t pronounce “full” right. In fact, just stop reading this. There’s a good chance I’ll get over blogging in about 31 minutes and go back to watching Peter Griffin make all the jokes I refuse to make anymore.
However, I am doing you a favor. Now you have to physically click on a link to be bothered by my overzealous God is so cool and gr8 rants instead of being forced to read them on my Facebook statuses. SO YA. YOU'RE ALL WELCOME.
However, I am doing you a favor. Now you have to physically click on a link to be bothered by my overzealous God is so cool and gr8 rants instead of being forced to read them on my Facebook statuses. SO YA. YOU'RE ALL WELCOME.
The third thing you need to know is I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING. All I know is this: God put on flesh and bones 2,000 years ago to come hang out with humans and show us how to love each other, because we were doing a really awful job. He also came down for us to put him on a cross. And then somehow that moment on the cross started this really cool process where all of creation is being redeemed. And now he’s asking me to be a part of that process. And to love people. So ya. That’s what I know. Other than that I mostly just feel like I’m naked in a river at nighttime with nothing but a headlamp and my pals by my side, who are also naked (yes, this has happened). And we’re all in this together, trying to figure out what following Jesus looks like. And I’m starting to think it might not look like being anti-evolution, anti-gay, anti-Gandhi, anti-environmentalism, anti-feminism, pro-gun, and pro-war. BUT ONCE AGAIN, I don’t know. I’m just doing this thing right now where I ask a lot of questions and am very comfortable with a good “I don’t know”. It really is liberating. You should try it.
Also what a COOL way to keep y’all updated with what happens when I begin pursuing my career in Latin pop stardom next month.
A list of topics to be covered in the future:
-True Life: I accidentally became a Christian.
-A full analysis of when I lost my taste for peanut butter.
-Surprise, physical miracles still happen.
-Never before seen details of the Jansen Expands Her Worldview Initiative 2014.
-Are you there God? It's me, irritable bowel syndrome.
Yeah, you better be bookmarking.
Wow HATE you! (Which really means I love you a lot) seriously can't wait to read more of this so please don't stop, please don't
ReplyDeleteYES!! My life is complete! Ah my sister, the wordsmith who can now bring joy to millions instead of thousands upon discovering the world of blog! I'm lucky to have such entertainment in my droll hours of accounting M-F. Lone gone are my days of searching the internet trying to discover the solution to worldwide (and personal) buildup of peanut butter in bodily holes (one possible reason for your falling out with PB, glad to see your still going strong with the J...I mean jelly not Jesus) and googling 'what is the difference between overhead and G&A expenses.' I can turn to you, the minor of the truth in this pile of rubble we call life, as I wait for my spreadsheets to upload. I hope this leads others to spearhead their doubts & discover the truths found in our Almighty Father or at the very lease cause Shakira to up her game as he competition in the latina pop world intensifies! I'm rooting for you Shakira!! xoxo!! Nonetheless I like where this is going and I wish you immeasurable success in spewing Gods holy word all over everyone's faces by their CHOICE, mind you, & I am your biggest fan! Love Erica
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